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When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Submitted by Maraschino.

I was watching an episode of Ren & Stimpy on DVD....it was one I hadn't seen before, where Ren goes to the Fake Dad Store and signs up to be a foster dad for the weekend to an eleven-year-old, except that the eleven-year-old is actually a gigantic 300-pound homicidal inmate named Kowalski, an apish wall of a man who speaks in one-word grunts. It was great.

So they're having a picnic, and Ren asks Kowalski what kind of sandwich he wants.

"MEEEAAT!" screams Kowalski. So he just gives him some pieces of meat. Then he asks him what he wants to drink.

"MEEEEAAAT!!!" Kowalski yells.

"Go pour the man some meat, Stimpy," says the exasperated Ren, and Stimpy gets a glass of red gloppy juice from the cooler spout. Ha!! A glass of meat!!!

Then there was this whole part about Kowalski having a tummyache and needing to be burped. Ren's underneath the gigantic guy, patting him on his hairy back as his stomach gurgles......I was just losing it. This goes back to all the cartoons I loved as a kid where burping was a major gag.....you know, those old Tex Avery ones with the puggish dog and he'd have to run up the hill to make any noise.....hahaha.......plus I always find food and body function humor a riot. So there I am, laughing so hard I'm drooling, as Kowalski launches into an explosive belch complete with flying chunks of picnic lunch covering both Ren and Stimpy. AHAHAHAHAAA!

This was just, like, two weeks ago.

I loved that show.