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How tragic that light saber technology--like the iPod--wasn't around back during my Star Wars geek period. There were flashlights attached to plastic tubes--that was it. Sad. Thanks for your selfless devotion to keeping an eager world up to date.

BTW, 4 out of sith? Priceless.
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Very cool.
Is there a companion set of molecular chain mail? You know, just in case?
No shit. These were the toys I pined for as a kid, even then I couldn't understand how they couldn't come up with something better than a flashlight-and-tube design. It took a company like Master Replicas to come along and exercise the due diligence. Luckily I never stopped carrying the torch. (No pun intended to all you Brits.)

Remember those totally "analog" versions with molded-color blades and hollow handles that made wheezy "saber" sounds? Sounded like an asthmatic parakeet when you swung it. Until 2002, that was the best they could come up with.
I'm sorry.....yes there were better versions in the 90s. They had collapsible blades you had to swing to make open up, and the recorded sounds were staticky and fickle. Hold two of them and you look (other than a dork) like you're going to be landing planes on the deck of the George Washington. Still, THOSE were the best we had til '02.
I remember one ill-fated design where you blew up a specially shaped balloon and attached it to the flashlight part. It looked like a weapon from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" Then again, I was a big-time Trekkie geek, and I always thought it'd be great to have a communicator. My Moto Razr does more crap than the communicator ever did.

I still want a phaser, though.
No, there ISN'T.

Sheesh. Like I'd even buy that.

;-)
Now, that I might be able to afford. I'd definitely go with red.

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