Drink your meat!

Apr 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM
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I have to say, I'm not too sure about drinking water that tastes like wiener schnitzel out of a bottle shaped like......a wiener schnitzel......

Drink your meat!

http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2008/0...

With a feast of flavours to choose from, they add on their website "Yes we do have a special relationship with our protein here at Meatwater...By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself" WIENER SCHNITZEL Veal and Bread crumbs (liquid) Famed Austrian ex-pat, Field Marshal Radetzky invented this dish from a store of veal, breadcrumbs and meat mallets he found after sacking Milan in the 16th Century. Our version puts the schnitz in the schnitzel with a light carbonation. You can even taste the squeeze of lemon and potato salad on the side! Don't serve chilled!

Some of the other flavors include:
Beef Jerky
Beef Stroganof
Cheese Burger
Chicken Teriyaki
Dirty Hot Dog
Fish'n Chips
Hungarian Gulash
Italian Sausage
Peking Duck
Tandoori Chicken
Texas BBQ
Wiener Schnitzel

I highlighted all the ones that have a wonderfully inappropriate name as well. For your convenience. ^__^

Also, I can't help but think of:

Meeeeat!!!

Urp.

ADDED: Play the MeatWater Memory Card Game! I scored "fantesticle." :D

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Uh, mmm, Italian Sausage soda water!

have you ever heard the song, the sexual politics of meat?

This is just wrong. I'll have to see if I can talk my friend into trying this. It can't be worse than Perspiration flavored soda by Jones Soda. That was just vile.

Jay replied to thegrumblebunny’s comment:
Apr 23, 2008
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Well, regardless of the pink labels these are very masculine refreshments. :P

This isn't real, is it? I keep hoping this is some kind of sick joke. Blech. I can't even stand the idea of those chicken-flavored crackers. Unless they really aren't chicken-flavored and the marketing has thrown me off.

Regardless - MEAT should taste like meat. Nothing else should taste like meat! When I'm Queen of the Universe, there will be laws against this kind of thing!

Totally photoshopped, I say!! Impossible. And: cutting down on exercise time is one thing, but what's all this about cutting down on eating time? Madness!

PS. You get my vote for Queen of the Universe. But you already knew that.

You mean Chicken in a Biskit?

Yeah. That. That just ain't right.

Thanks, IG! Your vote will keep you off my "People To Smite Today" list.

Well, if you didn't have enough reasons to not eat those little boullion-flavored snack crackers, here's another one.

Ironically I just got that in an email this afternoon.

Don't smite me.

[this is good]

(apologies for screaming) I LOVE REN & STIMPY!!!!!! You eeediot! Steeempy!

That said, I want haggis flavored. Yummy yum yum yum!

Drink your meat!

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